Hello mark

when mark laughs i laugh too

0:11 Y e s

The reason why i clicked on this video is because your voice is beautiful.

Mark warns me not to watch but i didnt listen...now i am die

Those motherboards tho >_

I didn't like it because why make a video of no game

Mise en abyme means putting a painting in a painting, like a game in a game. 🤔 hmmm

oooh yes the ps3 sound :weary:

When markiplier said there is no game and leave I left and came back and said hi hi

Byyeee Mark

Wrong game() - 7-

Mark: There is no game Video: (1 hour long)

is it just me or is this game kinda fuckin racist lol

Ay what time are you watching this video?

The game: The sun has exploded. Is this how you want to spend your last eight minutes? Mark: Has anyone told you about the certainness of death?

I played the origional There Is No Game on CoolMath since like 4th grade (so about 3-4 years) and it is still one of my favorites on that platform. I'm so happy that the creator made another!!

*watched video that says DO NOT WATCH and now I'm cursed to never stop laughing

"DO NOT WATCH THIS" 7.8M people: _hmm interesting_

Lol the ps3 startup sound in the beginning of the “game”

My favorite line Russian game: How many you are? Russian game: Show me papers! Game: Only if you say please

Oh sorry for pressing the video

“I dont think i broke it” the next day: “so i broke my nose”

Ofc there is gunna be something special when I watch this I'm watching you! You're special mark

7:30 no it isnt im portuguese and its not like that

Hi I'm new I'm krista

Hi

markiplier looks asian

hi

For some reason the narrator sounds ALOT Like captain Salazar from dead man tell no tales. Only me? Ok 😩

"DO NOT WATCH" legit like 8 million people : lets just take a sneak peek...

875418

The "using a monkey to operate a hydraulic pump" is a reference to a point-and-click adventure game I can't remember the name of. In one notoriously difficult puzzle, the game used the pun of a "monkey wrench" as justification for you using a monkey to operate a pump.

This is basically the video game version of "there is a monster at the end of this book"

If there's no game Then Why Is it a Hour long?

This dude’s Kickstarter failed and he still managed to make this, basically by himself, over the course of years. And it’s so good!

if theres no video why did you made one?????

The first game was actually a masterpiece, and this one is filled with references to it.

I love it when mark sings!

"I wish there was 5 letters so I could say there was a 𝓹 𝓮 𝓷 𝓲 𝓼"

"There must be an error in the program-" *ad plays*

Mark so smoll brain

mark: DO NOT WATCH 7.8 million people: no

This is not a Markiplier video. It's a video of an emotionally constipated man trying to stop a 5 year old from messing shit up.

1:51. The og ps3 start up sound

Mark: I almost broke my nose. I dont think it's broken though The next video: *I broke my nose twice*

mark: why are u still here? me: bitch i have no social life might as well watch u not play a game for an hour.

"There is no game" but there is a video.

hey Mark/Marliplier I want you to know that you, Jacksepticeye, and Crankgameplays have saved my life your videos make me so happy bring me out of whatever funk is going on in my life and I love you so much, I'm legit crying while writing this you bring me so much joy if I have a rough day I just put on one of your videos. I love you.

I never felt so unwelcome😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

this game started great, then chapter 2, Game became the world's worst russian backseater.

*opens +18 folder* - You cat is hungry. Well, I guess a cat is fine too.

Do not watch 7.5M people : Gotcha

LMAO at the Wilhelm Scream joke XD

Mark: Is that a Portuguese accent? Me (Portuguese): Well, I guess I'm Russian now.

"Mise en abyme" is a french expression used when talking about "a fiction inside the fiction" : for exemple, when the movie is about making a movie (King Kong, Disaster Artist...) a picture of someone making a picture, or more generaly when you see an existing piece of art/fiction inside your fiction. In this case, the game is about, well, a game (or the lack of it). Usually there is a meaning behind a "mise en abyme", it's not just a reference to something for the sake of it.

17:10 5 year olds be like: 👁💧👄💧👁 16:55

18:52 Nigel Farage in any argument.

Mark when he discovers something: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How many times are you gonna break your nose in a year? This is rhetorical. Also, I love your videos, they make my day better.

22:51 who noticed mad in india

I've never seen the Wilhem scream used so well.

Oh no

4815162342. I’m happy I’m not the only one who still likes to quote Lost.

32:10 no im

Fight me

1:52 that is STRAIGHT from the PS3 start up

the number of references in this game is just astounding!

And the amazement at 52:14

The sudden realization at 44:34

Mark:What the hell are you doing here? There is no game. Me being stupid: Mark, Shut the hell up. Im aloud to watch what the fuck i want Mom when she hears me cussing (im 15 btw): SUPRISE MOTHER FLIPPER

The Japanese part got me

There is no 📲

Papers, please was based in the berlin wall type area

Papers, please was based in the berlin wall type area

28:26 *flashbacks to go back to sleep*

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Hang on was he lying about his nose? Didn’t he almost break it on that hoop in the Unus Annus vid?

32:16 OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO STUPID FUNNY

“That was a small game but this is a big game” there is no game lmao

I'll be honest, I actually thought this was a reboot.

There is no game, and the intro is not from Symphony Of Destruction.

Theres no game. But there is markiplier.

58:32 Probably my favorite moment!🤣

Lol I laughed at 48:12

I dont wanna leave

Wooiid special MGM afghanistan ciayyyh harbors

Bridge draws 911

Card wooiids uiehll laundry gaucho fuck a bridge reiint reiint lynwooiid Sheriff's wooiids uiehll radio 4000 eta uiehlll

Laundry wooiid uiehll radio radio tax sg sg promethues uiehll layyyyh

38:20 is he a doctor? you don't know sherlock holmes and dr. watson? oh dear...

"mise en abyme" are French words and I think it's a French game 'cause the narrator has a french accent ^^

52:10 you can feel the big brain energy resonate through the screen

*1. American (Maybe)* *2. Indian* *3. Communism* *4. France* *5. Japanese* *6.* *M̶̢̨̛̛̛̛̛͈̞̝͓͚͓̻̘͎͓͕͚̜̫̝̺̪̩̗̙̩͈̖̹̙̗̱͇͈͍̪̄̌̓̇̉͐͛͋̈́̓̿̏̽̇͂̉̓̀̀̈͒̈́̉̈̿͛̎͂̈̓̏́͗̇̇͋̉͑̌͋̎͂͋͆̉́͛͑̊̈̽͊̂͒̍́̈́͂͋̈̈́́̀͗̈͒̏̽͊̓̓̅̃͛̈́̽̃̊̕̕͘̕̚̕̕̚͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅr̷̨̢̡̢̧̢̧̡̢͚̻̲͔̰̭̭̝̰̫̙̺̭̭͇̜̜̫̣̮̪̣̤̟̯͕̪͖̥̯̣̻͖̟͈̥̥͇͔̰̦̜͇̲̪̳̮͎̰̰̼̗̣̥̤͓̯̖̩̫̝͇̦̼̟̰̭͖͖̝̼̤̩̙̘̝͚̣̥͔͇̜͔͈̤̭̲̥͕͖̜̰̻̙͍̯̦̺̜̭͉͍̯͈̪̖͍̒̾̽̈́͗̓̅͗̀̋̎̕͜͝͠͠ͅ.̵̧̡̡̢̨̨̡̢̡̡̢̡̢̛̛̛̛̛͍̼͍̖̭͈̻̟̞̱͇̲̖̞͈͕̳̮͎̪̹̬͚̬̳̘̯̮̪̱̭̦͈̞̘̭̞̙̜͉͕̱͈͇̲͓̦̫͍̼̜̥͕̹͈̠̬̹̞̝̟̙͎̦̗͔̦̜͈̺̫̭̩̩̗̮̝̯͙̮̪̗̩̬͉͉̼͉̖͉͎̻̹͎̳͙̮̙̜͇͚͍̑̋̒̂̀́̽̌̌̽͆̀̓̂̎͋͊̓̇̔̑̐̉͑͗̓̏̈́̈́̄́̏̊̈̀̈̓̈̈́́͌͊̾̒̅͌͑̉͐̑̑̀͐̐̍̈́͊̊̆̍̈̂̓̌̄̃̈̆͛͂̅͗̍̐͗̍̏̒̑͆̓͘͘̕̚̚͘͘͘̚̚̕͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅ ̶̜͓͈͕̈̍̓̐̊͐̾̾̃̏̌̿̍̽͐̉́͑̂͂͂̊̈́̒̏͒̋͗̑͐̊̇͛̇̑̈͂̒̑̂̎̓̐̑́̋̍̃̌́̀̅̉̊̌͒̈́̿͛̃̾̍̎̌̿̇̋̃̂̾̐͆̕͘͘̚͝͝͝͠͝Ģ̵̢̧̨̨̡̢̡̛̛̛̺͉̝̦̯̹̱̪̟̣͚̭͇̜̼̰̱͚̳͇̮̯̮̼̙͇̙͖̥͇͔͇͇̭̬̳͓͍͍͍̻̞͓̻̩̪̟̳̯̼̱̖̗̝̳̲̞͕̠̬̦͇̪̬̟̣̫̟̻̭̘̗̬͚̱͈̻̣̙̪̙̰̫̟͓͇̖̓̒̆͊̂̂̌͛̾͑̿͒̆̃̋̈́͋̑̀̄͛̐̈͆̒̈̐̑̅̇̾͐̀̈́̏̎̔̇̋̆͑̀̀̋̏̄̈́̌͋̏̾́̿͐̓̇̾̉̔̓̏̿̉̏̊͊̈́͗̈́̑̐̀̈̋̀̀̅̌̑̈́͒͌͆̔͊̈͘̚̕̕̚̚̕̕̚͜͜͝͠͠l̵̨̡̡̧̧̧̧̡̧̢̳̭͚̳͔̲̹̻͖̠͙̬͙͚̹̲͖̯͎̗̜̻͙͔̬͓̭̭̘͈̯̠̮̘̪͕͙̫̗̬͉͉̘̹͍̦̭͖̼̠̲̞̣̰̥̬̘̳͓̭͕̳̩̤̜̺͎̜͉̗͓̣̘̪̮̻͓̬͈̠̮̹͔͕̮̘͖͎̜̩͚͙̩͓͖̞̘̟̣͉̜̭̟͎͘͜͜ͅͅͅí̴̡̢̡̡̢̛̛̛͎͕̤̖̻̦͉̼̟͈̫̯̭̖̻̼͍͖̩͇̭̖͔̝̦̹̟̟̣̗̬̟͍̲͉̬͇͉̪̼̻̝͍͍͇̱̞͚̭͙͈͖̺̟̻̬͇̼̝̯̖̼͚̺̮̱̠͖̱̖͖͈͖̮͎͖̲̆̃̈́͐̏̈́̄̋̈́͒̍͂͋̊̎̌̆̌̍͗̃̋̐̉̉̏̔̅͒̀̉͊̑̅̒͂̃͆͑̍̒͌̓͂̃̋̏̇͐̓̑́͒͊͋̀̌̌͌͒͗̂̾̃̑̏̒́͂̍́͆͐̒́̋͊̀̈́́́̌̃̔͒̄̀͗͆̑̚̕͘͘͘̕̕̚͘͘͘͘̕͜͜͜͝͠͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͠ţ̵̡̨̛̛̮̳̫̻̥̳̜̦̘̤̪̼͔̬̰̪͚̖͚̼͙̙̙̫͎̤͔̦̘̯̱̰̣̣̲̥̣̄͐́͂̏̃͗͌͐̈́̈́̔̉̑̏̚͘̕͜ͅc̵̢̧̡̧̨̡̢̡̢̧̡̧̡̜̲̥̬̫̖͉͓̫̘̟̤̼̳̯̹̼̙̝͍̠͓̩͇̟̯̬̭̣̝̙̱͚̫̹͇̠͚̣̘̠̙͚̭͓̖̫̭̥͖̳̲͎̩̰͈͕̲̭͈̼̯̫͇͚͍̹̮̩͎̦̞͇̠̙̺̱͍̗͔̮̩̖͉͔̝̘̹͔̼͙̘̖̬̣̫͂̓̍͑̔͗̓͂̈̇͗̍̀̈̽̈́̓̒̎͛͐͐̃̏͋̌͗̃̉̅̽̋̋̐̂̓̄̀̈́̅̓̇̊͋̎̓̎̈͗̅̓̏̏́̍͌̓̆̊̓̄͊͌̎̈̊̇̕̚̕̚͘̕͜͠͝ͅͅḩ̷̨̨̠̭̰̙̩̳͉̗̪̝̩͖̲̥̞͚͕̩͍͖̙̮̜̯̱̜̜̰̘͓̭̥͍̜̪̙͖̪̳͓̪̫͉̯͚̥̱̳͚̥̖͒͊̈́̌̈́͒̈́̆̑̿͌̒̿̄̋͊͒́͗͂͌̍͂̒̀͐͋͋̈́̈́̈͌͑̇̔͆̒̔̿̂̅͒̋̿́͗̏̓̅̆̉͆͋̈́̈́̈̽̄̂̓́̑̋̉̏͋̈́́̐̀́͆̎̿̒̋͛͐̈̀̈́͑̍̈́̚̚̕̕̚̕͝͠͠͠͠͠͝͝ͅͅ*

This was really cute! I'd love to see more.

17:09 oh my god... look at that R A M

Mark: What the hell are you doing here. Me: I- Uh- Breathing

I am dissapointed that it did'nt go through the brazilian version of the NON-Game title

at least he isnt sexing a goat

Man, I really hope he finishes this game! Its so fun!!