I Literally Won't Shut Up Until You Listen To Distractible

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Markiplier

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Pizofsoda
Pizofsoda преди 17 часа
How's about I don't?
Omega Lighting
Omega Lighting преди ден
0:30 I was starting to wonder what I clicked on. Usually the first 30 seconds of a video I watch has something scientific or funny. Let's see how this goes. 0:46 reply I don't even know what that is. 2:34 reply The problem with podcasts today is that most of us relate them to some political view. And most of us aren't interested in political view podcasts. (I have a feeling your podcast is a lot less popular than your BGpost channel) 2:44 reply Not properly distracted? I keep pausing the video to post a comment, which would probably be easier to record as a video myself. I am very distracted. 4:00 I'm starting to think that he is on a loop for the next 40 minutes. 5:52 Well I guess you're not going to get to a different point. I'm sure the rest is entertaining, but I'm practicing on being entertaining myself with comments.
Stella Maris
Stella Maris преди ден
Honestly, his acting and jokes throughout the stream are impressive. It makes me want to write a character just for him.
Yikes draws
Yikes draws преди 2 дни
Put this in 2x speed
RazerBlazerXD
RazerBlazerXD преди 2 дни
Mark would make an amazing villain
Lexi WolfX
Lexi WolfX преди 2 дни
dead
Paolalith Gonzalez
Paolalith Gonzalez преди 2 дни
Bruh i thought my screen was frozen at the start
Alison Evans
Alison Evans преди 3 дни
Tf you doin' in the comments go watch Distractible.
Nojo
Nojo преди 3 дни
I should be typing with my ears
Mr,Carterカーターさん
Mr,Carterカーターさん преди 3 дни
What is it
deathking 4119
deathking 4119 преди 3 дни
But whatever happened to....BONERCAST
Anthony Marino
Anthony Marino преди 3 дни
I'm just here because I know this video has the link and I'm too lazy to type the word "Distractible" into Google. But I did have to type it into BGpost to get to this video. And now I'm typing out this comment. So in reality I did way more typing than I needed to. Maybe I'm not lazy. Maybe I'm just an idiot.
Scott Larmore
Scott Larmore преди 4 дни
Geeze, now I know how Ethan felt when we saw a wall full of photos…..
Garrett Satterfield
Garrett Satterfield преди 4 дни
The fact that you can ramble on alone and fluently for so long convinced me you could be a good podcast host
Mizzkitty1113 M
Mizzkitty1113 M преди 4 дни
can i like have him for christmas 😅😭😻😢😝
alberach
alberach преди 4 дни
And SKIP!
HBGaming
HBGaming преди 5 дни
18 videos..? later, I have still not liked the video.
Shaniza Garcia
Shaniza Garcia преди 5 дни
😊😊😊😊hii
ꨄ That one Bisexual ꨄ
ꨄ That one Bisexual ꨄ преди 5 дни
Me: reading comments Mark: yells “look into my eyes!” Me: 😦
Hannah Murff
Hannah Murff преди 6 дни
Jokes on you, Mark, I’m caught up to all of the podcast episodes and I’m here just to get degraded.
Jack Mercer
Jack Mercer преди 6 дни
I’m not that big a fan of podcasts BUT holy hell Distractible is a lot of fun to listen to! You guys need to make more frequent episodes, like two a week. I would genuinely pay to listen to Distractible.
Fate Novak
Fate Novak преди 6 дни
Not the wide angle of shame :(
Fox
Fox преди 6 дни
Ha, jokes on you I already listened to it all when it first released
Lavonda Roussin
Lavonda Roussin преди 6 дни
So how do you spell that Mark I don't know how you get there but please don't be mad when you sound mad it's kind of scares me please don't do that
Cubed Cheese
Cubed Cheese преди 6 дни
No.
Jackie Kraus
Jackie Kraus преди 7 дни
The kindhearted substance spatially weigh because period anteriorly march than a nice freighter. muddled, wanting catsup
sxneze
sxneze преди 7 дни
20:26 threatening words i haven't heard in over a decade
sxneze
sxneze преди 7 дни
it's funny when markiplier yells at me
Random Fandoms
Random Fandoms преди 8 дни
This has that one Ninjala stream energy.
jabba the hutt
jabba the hutt преди 8 дни
😶
Sickly Spider961
Sickly Spider961 преди 8 дни
When are you making new content for distractible
The Music Man
The Music Man преди 8 дни
Now that they have a podcast they should have an episode where they talk about boners and call the episode bonercast
Nabil Abedin
Nabil Abedin преди 9 дни
Can you talk about boner cast in your podcast
SaNdY gOoSe GrEg
SaNdY gOoSe GrEg преди 9 дни
Cat yhnh bb c cvvgfz
Hanako-kun
Hanako-kun преди 9 дни
That live stream was one heck of an amazing live 😀 totally wasn’t scared
Tonczek :D
Tonczek :D преди 9 дни
I just listened 45 minutes adult man shouting random things while i tried to make my homeworks. Sometimes im asking why the hell im doing these things
Agent Plug-N-Play
Agent Plug-N-Play преди 10 дни
i wanna kill my dad
Sydney Primeau
Sydney Primeau преди 10 дни
*Mark telling me stuff* Me: “yes Mark, yes Mark”
Icey Pies
Icey Pies преди 10 дни
"You should be typing with your ears"- Mark 2021
Crystal Kessler
Crystal Kessler преди 10 дни
Mark: 3 links in the description below Me: *coughs coughs * Actually there should be 4 you guys are on Audible. *Runs before Mark has time to do a whole another video and gives me another lecture* 😅
Jen
Jen преди 10 дни
YES!!!!!! I've been waiting years for this!!!! I've listened to every 3 peens episode! This is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Katie fallbrezze
Katie fallbrezze преди 10 дни
My brother wont listen to distractible
Deadpool
Deadpool преди 11 дни
Yeah... I'm on youtube to watch videos. Couldn't care less about some crappy old fashioned radio style nonsense.
Jacob Boyd
Jacob Boyd преди 11 дни
Is it bad if I put this on in the background just to have noise to not fell alone
Tina Sessa
Tina Sessa преди 12 дни
Why yes I am trying to get my grades up and I have A+ for all my classes
Tina Sessa
Tina Sessa преди 12 дни
Mark: don’t come here and go to the link Me: then why did you make a video!? Even though I love watching his videos because it makes me happy and makes me laugh.🥰
Tina Sessa
Tina Sessa преди 12 дни
😐😐😐
Tina Sessa
Tina Sessa преди 12 дни
What!?
Walt Davis
Walt Davis преди 12 дни
Yes yes, you can stop now. You have reached me...
Andrew Nielson
Andrew Nielson преди 12 дни
terrible podcast, garbage
Cameron Sanchez
Cameron Sanchez преди 12 дни
I love Marks angry and violent ASMR videos.
DJ DUCKEY
DJ DUCKEY преди 12 дни
I literally listened to this entire thing because why the fuck not
Thedarkenderman Eddie VR
Thedarkenderman Eddie VR преди 12 дни
🍉🍉🍉Well thanks Dad 🤣🤣
Samantha Taylor
Samantha Taylor преди 12 дни
Mark: Can you do two? Me: *flashbacks to Heist with Markiplier when I couldn't choose* No, Mark, no I can't!
ana neko
ana neko преди 13 дни
Jokes on u I wasn’t really paying attention and if i was I immediately forgot wat u just said 🧑‍🚀
Kya Hebbard
Kya Hebbard преди 13 дни
"three peens in the pods." Mark 2021
PC-Gamer
PC-Gamer преди 13 дни
9:15 when the link is broken so is Mark
?Logic?
?Logic? преди 13 дни
0:30
?Logic?
?Logic? преди 13 дни
Also btw what is this distractible thing?
?Logic?
?Logic? преди 13 дни
starts talking
SwagPanda
SwagPanda преди 13 дни
What’s next I’ll won’t stop slapping u till u watch/listen (such as)
Butter for Summer
Butter for Summer преди 14 дни
45mins long.......... damn
MRChromatic3
MRChromatic3 преди 14 дни
Hepf am stumk, if yuo clickings pause yuo of not able unbause an yuo cantings of leav vidoe am stumk heer for long of times
BlueFae
BlueFae преди 14 дни
Okay okay. I was doubtful of Distractable only because I usually can't focus on podcasts due to my ADHD. However! I think because Distractable is made BY people with ADHD, it's absolutely perfect for me to listen to. Thank you Mark, Bob and Wade for making the perfect and only podcast, for me :) PS: Make more episodes NOW
Adrian Ferreira
Adrian Ferreira преди 14 дни
What the f*** is distractible?
emoyoongi
emoyoongi преди 14 дни
i got so scared when he said my name lord ( btw my name is Kaydee) why is he so nice to Instagram but so mean to us T-T
emoyoongi
emoyoongi преди 14 дни
mark getting mad cuz people broke the thing me: daddy chill ;-;
SPIRITGAMER
SPIRITGAMER преди 14 дни
Yha alright mark
Narelle V.d. Heijden
Narelle V.d. Heijden преди 15 дни
My new sleeping sound
Cloud2iArt
Cloud2iArt преди 15 дни
Give this man a Grammy for unlocking the greatest advertising method, reverse-phycology and threats. ~BGpost don't take this comment serious~
Saphire Starr
Saphire Starr преди 15 дни
Mark- * Starts becoming immediately upsetti. * Me- Hey look man- I just came here for the link and got distracted by your heavy breathing! * Begins to sob. * ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!
Chance Bamford
Chance Bamford преди 15 дни
Man I was not ready for this
Seth Heijboer
Seth Heijboer преди 15 дни
How can you keep talking for so long?!
JD Cress
JD Cress преди 15 дни
Coming to this video after already having listened to the first 2 episodes is...awkward.
Omega Slash
Omega Slash преди 15 дни
Markiplier is a great actor
ProGamerEnVy BEAST
ProGamerEnVy BEAST преди 15 дни
No.
Owen Szep
Owen Szep преди 15 дни
podcasts are just about hair & oder
Owen Szep
Owen Szep преди 15 дни
his podcasts at lest
Broxxbe
Broxxbe преди 16 дни
Jesus Loves You All Repent
Tobes
Tobes преди 16 дни
This is the most slim shady like song i have heard for a while
Kronosphere100
Kronosphere100 преди 16 дни
I realize it's like 90% of his profession and that he has been honing his craft for over 7 years, but how does one man speak continuously for nearly 45 minutes?!
Justinwatchin
Justinwatchin преди 16 дни
The dedication to make a 45 minute video about a podcast
Hanzi Jojo
Hanzi Jojo преди 16 дни
😂
Lixian
Lixian преди 16 дни
Mark always looks like the perfect guy to hug even when he's mad He's always so unique and funny to me that he can never be scary
Beckett Shaffner
Beckett Shaffner преди 16 дни
Me listening to distractible while he’s threatening us to listen to distractible
JAYSEAN MCKINSTRY
JAYSEAN MCKINSTRY преди 16 дни
Teacher: Why did you not finish last nights homework? Me: Markiplier said I dont have it. :) Teacher:................Is that your father? Me: I guess you can say that he had a long conversation with me last night like my father,here I will show you Teacher:......*watches*.................Sit down
King Tylex
King Tylex преди 16 дни
“I see all of you... Alex.” Oh No...
fliptheflunk
fliptheflunk преди 16 дни
This man is the king of stalling
Shahzaib Zahid
Shahzaib Zahid преди 16 дни
Mark says I made the first mistake I removed this video from my downloads and damn it he is soo distracting..
Black_JesusYT
Black_JesusYT преди 16 дни
Wow, this video is really distracting...
Juggy_ The_Boi
Juggy_ The_Boi преди 17 дни
Chuckle sandwich is better
ACE
ACE преди 17 дни
I'll listen to it, if you release huniepop 2 #6
Crow Dream
Crow Dream преди 17 дни
I’m loyal to markiplier for life💪
Hailz
Hailz преди 17 дни
Sir I'm a procrastinator trying to do a last minute assignment... Have mercy
Keagan Whiteman
Keagan Whiteman преди 17 дни
*Me watching all 45 minutes of this*
F'lar
F'lar преди 17 дни
See, here I would almost want to be in the same room and argue why I would *not* want to listen to this podcast. If nothing else but for the drama.
Shin Goji
Shin Goji преди 17 дни
Still haven't listened to it.
Daniel Gill
Daniel Gill преди 17 дни
Marks waffling abilities are on another level
Phoenix Pruden
Phoenix Pruden преди 17 дни
Yah!!!😱😱😱😱
MamaSaurus
MamaSaurus преди 17 дни
Listening to this before I look for podcast honestly, the chatting helps distract me (no pun intended) straight out of hospital again while I walk in circles in the pool trying to ease out the pain to get some sleep later. Will be glad for podcast to keep me distracted doing this in the future, too.
R L
R L преди 17 дни
Bro I great marketing strats
Garus 01
Garus 01 преди 17 дни
I did listen to the podcast both episodes. I think it is very interesting 🙂. And the trailer
Pandrea Queen
Pandrea Queen преди 18 дни
I'm sorry mark. I gave it a listen, and maybe it's just me, But the topics you guys are talking about creeped me the fuck out. I think it's a great concept for a podcast, but the hair episode just creeped me out far too much. And the added sound effects didn't help that feeling. I think it's a great production overall, and has its funny moments. And it sounds like it would be a great podcast for fans to make animations for. For me though, I just felt so creeped out and disgusted with the hair removal and transplant talk, and eerie organ growth talk. I'm probably overreacting and will probably look back at this comment like, "what was my problem". But at the moment, I'm gonna wait for more episodes to come out. 7/10 reccomended for the not easily squeamish or those who get squeamish by sound effects.
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