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Markiplier

Markiplier

преди 22 дни

Yes, I do possess a Life Size Lady Dimitrescu Body Pillow but let me explain...
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Коментари: 5 037
Soapbox56
Soapbox56 преди час
This is the least surprising thing mark has ever done lol
PəggingHæwks_
PəggingHæwks_ преди 11 часа
this was streamed on my birthday omgmmgmggmggm!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hanna Clark
Hanna Clark преди 15 часа
It’s a “pillow”
Cadance Rozas
Cadance Rozas преди 16 часа
*slams credit card on table* where’d you get that pillow!? Come on man I need to know!!
ZøZø the Mänøkit
ZøZø the Mänøkit преди ден
I feel so bad right now- Mark couldn't flavour things for most of his life??? It's like a fairy tale I've read. I wouldn't live if I hadn't flavored things. I just hope he tries more and more foods so he can be happy.
Fiz Bun
Fiz Bun преди ден
Mark short man
Brandon Leming
Brandon Leming преди ден
Was he saying something in binary
xx loki
xx loki преди ден
i’m gonna be honest… i want it
Grant Fuehrer
Grant Fuehrer преди ден
Mark, if you’re still reading comments, here’s a tip for enjoying cheese: some cheeses like pepper jack are great on their own, but other cheeses like sharp cheddar and Swiss are better paired with other foods like meat or in a sandwich. I find this myself with tomato and onions. Better paired than alone
Kara
Kara преди ден
The fact that Maggie Robertson, Lady D herself, saw and reacted to this on a live stream is incredible and gives me so much joy
Void
Void преди ден
He’s becoming one of us
Frijolita :D
Frijolita :D преди ден
ExPlaIn YoUrSeLf mAn
Nevar Sparda
Nevar Sparda преди ден
Markiplier you have something I want. You may think you have some idea as to what is in your possession but you do not. Soon she will be with me. She means more to me than you will ever know DOT DOT DOT
Sammi Stokes
Sammi Stokes преди ден
Hes soo happy and excited leave him alone with his pillow☺️at leat hes happy
Jordan Harris
Jordan Harris преди ден
I don't understand why you're talking with no gameplay for 40 minutes and will not be watching this. I don't care if you bought some weird inflatable vampire lady sex toy. Go back to playing games Mark! I can hardly watch your 20 minute food reviews let alone twice that with no filler.
Critical Cross
Critical Cross преди ден
Me want Jacket you give jacket
Sani Dragneel
Sani Dragneel преди 2 дни
I missed him just talking to us too. This was nice.
Sani Dragneel
Sani Dragneel преди 2 дни
I don’t really savor food too. I never thought of it. I’ll have to try savoring food.
Sani Dragneel
Sani Dragneel преди 2 дни
Anyone else think of ratatouille when talked. About the blueberries
Nassir Walls
Nassir Walls преди 2 дни
Why Would you get rid of lady dimitrescu
YourSimpMother_Lee
YourSimpMother_Lee преди 3 дни
Guys. Guys. Listen to distractible Im about to binge listen to all of the episodes now so uh yesh
COSGUK
COSGUK преди 3 дни
you have the most tolerant girlfriend in the world XD
Awsumsauz
Awsumsauz преди 3 дни
all of marks distractible insults really hit hard cuz I haven’t seen it yet.
Whats-My-Fandom
Whats-My-Fandom преди 3 дни
YAY, YOU GOT IT
Juliana
Juliana преди 4 дни
0:00 Mark: 1,2 me in my brain: 3 not only you and she got one eighty degrees and Amy caught in between counting' one two three Mark, Alcina and Amy getting' down with lady d everybody loves, oh! P O W E R
David Wegescheide
David Wegescheide преди 4 дни
"Listen to Distractable, it's on all your favorite podcast players" Not mine Mark. I check regularly. It isn't available on mine. Also I get the back thing, it could be a pinched nerve somewhere between your jaw and shoulder blade, there is a single nerve that runs along that area on either side and when I sleep wrong it gets pinched and makes me practically immobile on that side. I do not know how to solve this other than to keep twisting my body randomly around until it stops. "Learned how to chew" Oh, so you've learned how to eat Takis properly? Also deal with ADHD meds, the entire healthcare system is trash.
Kyziee999
Kyziee999 преди 4 дни
Please play One Night at Flumpty’s 3
Tasty Toast
Tasty Toast преди 4 дни
The live chat’s reaction 😭💀
KeiraA333
KeiraA333 преди 5 дни
Markiplier proving why I DONT do CVS. I do Walgreens. Union company, gives u info, even help you go someplace to get it if they dont
KeiraA333
KeiraA333 преди 5 дни
This man proving he's ADD even with how he eats. I hope he gets better of being/doing "in the moment" things + being present in every lil thing. Its a different type of success/experience
Menelcrist
Menelcrist преди 5 дни
wait there are Bodypillows that Big?! you mean to tell me that I've been missing out on a Life Sized Bodypillow of Fatgum?!
Mary Lara
Mary Lara преди 5 дни
Oh she totally knows
Reality
Reality преди 5 дни
Haha no more 5,000 comments
Cheekygirl
Cheekygirl преди 5 дни
Lady dimitrescu is mark’s video game character crush
The New Mobian Official
The New Mobian Official преди 5 дни
1212112121212111212 Check 11211121212121212
Kayla Healy
Kayla Healy преди 5 дни
I want it 😂 please
Code: Recode
Code: Recode преди 5 дни
Oh yeah, Mark, u should taste carrot cake now! maybe u'll discover a new taste!
yokomesome
yokomesome преди 5 дни
its so bad quality XD
Start,Jump &Modernize
Start,Jump &Modernize преди 6 дни
This man legally owns a buisness
Brex from the Cretaceous
Brex from the Cretaceous преди 6 дни
Did mark seriously make a 40 minute video just explain and justify why he has a body pillow?
Pookie98
Pookie98 преди 6 дни
Markiplier please please please play red alert 3
Arianna Aurora Meola
Arianna Aurora Meola преди 6 дни
I love how Mark decided to let the whole world know about his Lady Dimitrescu pillow, but does not want to tell Amy about it
Calypso Hansen
Calypso Hansen преди 6 дни
you should try the webcomic called Fortuna, the plot is really good and it deals with space travel, it is slightly like dnd but you don't have to create all of the stats yourself or pick what species the chracter is
Kalooeh (Ainsel)
Kalooeh (Ainsel) преди 6 дни
Huh... yeah that is a lot more floppy than expected
Konahrik Bolin
Konahrik Bolin преди 6 дни
Can’t say I’m surprised you’d get that Mark.
Carmel R
Carmel R преди 6 дни
Well I'm glad I'm not the only person who finds the taste of cheese actually not nice.... but seriously why would you challenge yourself to not chew?? That's just ASKING for stomach/intestine issues
lil satan
lil satan преди 6 дни
November 13 was my birthday
Asek Perception
Asek Perception преди 6 дни
In regards to the insurance thing, if you think that's stupid, I've been on a blood thinning medication for an untreatable condition that I have to live with for the rest of my life and without it I WILL DIE for several years, and one of the times I went to refill the prescription, the pharmacy wouldn't fill it because there was an issue with the insurance and they wouldn't tell me what the issue was, and the insurance didn't contact me about it. When I tried to reach out to them I was put on hold for the weekend and when I finally got a hold of them, they explained that because the year had rolled over they needed a new explanation from my doctor that I needed this medicine. I wanted to put my fist through the phone I was so frustrated and baffled.
valentin
valentin преди 7 дни
all those food review videos need to be re done mark
Silvererros
Silvererros преди 7 дни
She needs more stuffing XD
Cecebear34
Cecebear34 преди 7 дни
Lol my judgment started as soon as mark panicked but I stopped 😂😂
Lee Smith
Lee Smith преди 7 дни
When you watch this when high and the beginning nearly kills you 🤣💛
Eliminate YoMomma
Eliminate YoMomma преди 7 дни
Mark, what happened about your love senpai? ;- ;
Cara X
Cara X преди 7 дни
You're simply awesome 😎
Hell Spawn
Hell Spawn преди 7 дни
I do as well I like to say the numbers 1 and 2
Angel Lilly
Angel Lilly преди 7 дни
Omg the comment section
Midori Aomori
Midori Aomori преди 8 дни
Body pillow time 😂🏃‍♀️💨
Lucas Hamilton
Lucas Hamilton преди 8 дни
💍 Lady Dimitrescu Mark!🥰😂
Simeon Whitaker
Simeon Whitaker преди 8 дни
FINISH THE MANUAL SAMUEL SERIES.
Rock Harvey
Rock Harvey преди 8 дни
IM JUDGIIIIIIIIING!!!!
Mila Burhanzai
Mila Burhanzai преди 9 дни
Omg
mohamed serhan
mohamed serhan преди 9 дни
Amy ie laughing at this shit
Friendly Mantis
Friendly Mantis преди 9 дни
someone get mark the dimitrescu boobie mouse pad
Dada love
Dada love преди 9 дни
Ima be sad when he get old and retire 🥺😭
Demi Plug
Demi Plug преди 9 дни
Mark does stuff to that pillow😂
Demi Plug
Demi Plug преди 9 дни
Ok this too far😂
DaBuggzBunny
DaBuggzBunny преди 9 дни
Imagine all the things that markiplier can do with this
Cabbacab
Cabbacab преди 10 дни
12121121212121112121121121212121 212 *Don’t bother asking why, because I don’t know either.*
Domestic Cat
Domestic Cat преди 10 дни
Mark's dream.
Kai Newbrook
Kai Newbrook преди 10 дни
Me clicking on this video: 😃 Mark: oNe teWwwoo oneOne tEeWww
Hayden Hosterman
Hayden Hosterman преди 10 дни
The beginning reminded me of Robert Downey Jr 😂
PINK PTΞRRΛ
PINK PTΞRRΛ преди 10 дни
It's a strike of midnight I don't know what you were saying but it's funny
PINK PTΞRRΛ
PINK PTΞRRΛ преди 10 дни
I'm sorry I missed the live stream my bad God dang it the only time I ever watch your live stream was last year one time ever I miss out every time but only ever once I got to be on your live stream and watch the video and actually comment whatever sorry Mark I'll ship about it
PyroAsura
PyroAsura преди 10 дни
Supprised Amy hasn't burnt it already🤔
Gamer_Central
Gamer_Central преди 10 дни
How dare you insult castle demitrecu
yandere hunter
yandere hunter преди 10 дни
If she was real she would kill you
yandere hunter
yandere hunter преди 10 дни
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Shomari Holste
Shomari Holste преди 10 дни
Mark why I thought you normal not a another simp
Gunrock11
Gunrock11 преди 11 дни
AMMMYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nitro Lynn
Nitro Lynn преди 11 дни
SCP Amy is gonna come out when she finds it lol
Nancy Linshmith
Nancy Linshmith преди 11 дни
My fav distractible part is dating advice. I LEGIT CANNNNNTTTTT STOP LISTENING TO IT. The whole podcast helps me sleep better,helps me feel like I'm not alone,I just love it. Thank you,thank you guys so so much. I really, really, truly appreciate it :') you guys made by life better
DooNkeyTheGreat Sullivan
DooNkeyTheGreat Sullivan преди 11 дни
Ok guys I’m back from break and- DAMMIT MARK WHAT DID I TELL YOU!?
yaoidreams 2
yaoidreams 2 преди 11 дни
16:40 poor mark is getting old
Kit Bit
Kit Bit преди 11 дни
After he learned how to chew do you thing he'll start chewing his takis?
Matt Hollands
Matt Hollands преди 11 дни
"It's about power"
Anton Schneider
Anton Schneider преди 11 дни
If you have it in your possession..you own it..duh
Milan Kollarčík
Milan Kollarčík преди 12 дни
Challenged himself to swallow anything whole, as a kid... not because he's a masochist or anything, he just wanted to see what he can take!
eRr0r-s3aRcHeR
eRr0r-s3aRcHeR преди 12 дни
Lmao Only recently I got a Hu Tao body pillow xD
Laggger Engineering
Laggger Engineering преди 12 дни
How did we get from Lady Dimitrescu, through the hoodie, distractible and the art of chewing to talking about how bad the US's healthcare is?
Devin Krout
Devin Krout преди 12 дни
"It can't stand up on its own". *YET*
LibeFlu
LibeFlu преди 12 дни
Careful guys! This masochistic reptiloid is trying to convince us he's a normal human who just happened to not know what molars are for! You think you can snake your way out of this!? Nah uh.
A
A преди 12 дни
thanks for the chat
Spiderboy
Spiderboy преди 12 дни
"Take out the trash.....guy...." I died lol
P1xi3stix
P1xi3stix преди 12 дни
Hiding Lady D From Amy's Holy Peepers
Maliah Willis
Maliah Willis преди 12 дни
Mark: idk why my personal trainer got me this life size body pillow of lady dimitrescu Also mark while playing resident evil the whole time: oh my it is my lady, look at that beauty, so elegant and gorgeous 😂
𝙅𝙪𝙣𝙤𝙅𝙪𝙣𝙠𝙈𝙖𝙞𝙡
𝙅𝙪𝙣𝙤𝙅𝙪𝙣𝙠𝙈𝙖𝙞𝙡 преди 12 дни
Why he grab on to her chest to FIRMLY ITS NOT GONNA RUN 💀💀
Catastrophia21
Catastrophia21 преди 12 дни
Everyone be like “haha Mark simp” I’m just like “haha Mark short”
EyeOfBlackRoses
EyeOfBlackRoses преди 12 дни
"It's not a sex doll" hmmh, that semed like true love from mark
JurassicManager
JurassicManager преди 12 дни
Don't tell Amy lol
Kit London
Kit London преди 12 дни
“Sorry Amy , another woman has taken your spot in bed “ oops 😅
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