Me thinking he might have stepped on a rock, then thinking he stepped in a pothole. Turned out the truth is funnier. 😅

Stop trying to be One Foot Markiplier from your old Killing Room video.... and no wearing high hills.

I bet Mark's insurance rates must be terrible

New year new trip to the hospital

Damn this series is becoming a saga

I heard "storm drain" and immediately said, "Ohh... Oh no"

3 broken bones in 1 pandemic - impressive

Make a song about it 😆

When I broke my foot, it was also a Jones fracture!! I got scared and jumped two inches of the ground and when I landed SNAP

Markiplier 2017: breaking bricks off of his head Markiplier 2021: breaks his foot.

*the fact people keep spamming the “became a member” massages bc they joined, shows how many people care about this legend.*

We’re gonna need another unus annus so you can add this to the pain scale lol

Same lol

He keeps talking about him telling this story will break our reality as if it wasn’t already broken by the other 26 times he’s broken his body in some way

Wtf When I was a kid (5 - 6years old) I broke my arm the same way he was describing it -_-

be carefull your self marki we love you

Eating all those poptarts must have broken his foot....

Mark plugging in an Animal Crossing quote though during his 18 minute Shakespearean speech about falling off a curb.

Was he streaming when he recorded this? He seems to be talking to a chat

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5:33 i send you 10 of my imaginary maids out of top 200 to hug you there there :D damaged foot sucks as hell :D i remebre hateing an like thing with my

I remember that time my dad sat on my heel and fractured it. It was a very stupid story of a 4-year old dumbass and a dad who agreed to ride a tricycle around in a circle in the house while that dumb 4 year old was on his back. Long story short, we both fell off the tricycle and my dad landed on my foot, fracturing my heel. Fuck you, tricycle. Fuck you, young stupid me.

Mark is so good at making complex bullshit stories for the most simple thing in the world ts just funny and impresive at the same time

I'm ngl I thought he was gonna say he tripped over the pavement and somehow broke his foot

(1 week later) Hey guys, i broke my hair

heal up man :D good wishes

3rd time in hospital LOLL he needs a whole hospital next to his house

STOP BREAKING THINGS!!! LMAO!!!

You know when you getting old when your bones start to fracture easily

I watched a 17 min video for 1 min worth of information. Thanks mark

Instead of looking 3 ways u should 4 ways. Never know if a plane is coming

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when you watch the video instead of the Livestream and you just watch mark talk about members for half of the recording

Bro where you broke your foot is where I broke my foot too

poor Marky-Moo so many bones broken :( be more careful next time.

I’ve broken my arm 2, sprained my other arm at a funeral, broke my leg, fractured my middle finger, got a concussion (which sucks btw), I’m a Klutz and could honestly care less if I got hurt I mean it’s not enjoyable but I mean your going to get hurt in life...OH! I also cut open my thump with a pocket knife all of these btw are my fault for being dumb AND REMEMBER KIDS look 3 ways before crossing the street left, right and down!

Lol me And Mark are matching I broke my ankle a couple of days ago

Mark: “I’m not a masochist then stop injuring your body

The confusion for us brits when he said he wasn't in the hospital long enough to film a video...

13:00 is when he finally tells you

You really should put your shoes on before you try to kick in a door.

Don't worry Mark i believe you my mom broke hers in the same spot Oh and my mom said be ready for the knot where the new bone grows

Ok well Mark will break every bone possible by the end of his life time.

At this rate im afraid of what will happen by the end of the year mARK PLS

I am obviously beautiful and handsome. UvU

Mark: shows his feet My [non-existent channel] flashbacks WIKIFEET WIKIFEEEET

Plot twist he broke his foot to get members to join

storm drain: 1 mark: 0

*jhon wick.*

"ish broken"

How many times has this man gone to the hospital??

Lmao oh mark. You are ridiculous. So is this going to effect the sequel to heist?

Rip foot

Day 1,002,124 of Markiplier being in the hospital

story starts at 11:00

When you realize Mark’s wrist broke the exact same way yours did and you feel special for some reason

I swear this man physically cannot go a year without getting an injury of SOME SORT Breaking stuff, pickle to the eye, etc

[Mark] in his mine: ah crap here we go again

I can't believe he can talk about how he broke for 17 min

This video keeps pausing on me

Didn't you just break your nose twice recently

I hope you feel better soon dude. I broke my ankle slipping on ice in 2009. Get better soon dude!

Mark.. You tripped-

Mark, buddy, are you high?

Just realised you broke your foot on the same day as my dog

I had broken my arm in the same way to the point it looked like a step. Yeah that was stupidly painful!

Mark!!!! Your poor mother must be like "For God's sake stop breaking yourself!!" 🤦🏻‍♀️ Tsk tsk tsk Mark!!

I wish I could be a member, but I can’t afford the money!! Poor mark!

Can we give this man a "milking the story as long as possible" award...

One of these days mark is gonna be in a full body cast like squidward

Bruh, same happened to me. Reason: doors...

The only thing he can broke in his body is bones 😶

I'm starting to think Mark needs an adamantium skeleton, or he's either the luckiest or unluckiest person on the planet, due to all the things he's broken. Get well soon, Mark!! 😁

For all we know he probably just tripped over a penny Anyways, hope you get better soon Mark!

Man breaks 10 brick thrown at his head *Loses foot few years later*

If I could join I would but I'm broke

This is a masterclass in bloviation

We all need to look all ways to be sure we're ok

Storm drain huh? Guess Pennywise decided to clown around

Mark gets hurt everyday

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old man problems

you dumbass :D heal fast and feel better you need to walk 100,000 steps

Mark is on to something. Broken bones heal stronger. In a year Mark will be indestructible.

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I remember once I broke a singular toe 😂😂

I was hoping after that amazing story that he was gonna throw a curveball and say he fell down some stairs

Someone called Kevin Durant 😂😂jesus Mark at least basic superstars pls

... mark when you were talking about how you broke your arm i thought we were in the matrix because that's exactly what happened to me. I had a clean break though, and only in 1 of the 2 bones

You visit the hospital more then I ever did.

The discripition Lol ops 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You're survivor Mark come on bro

Drink everytime he says broke?

In the fourth grade I broke my left foot the same kind of break as well! 😂😂 but the story is hilarious 🤣 like people look at me then laugh and so do I because I fell out of the car trying to get into it 😂😂😂 and my foot landed on the part of the driveway that was dipped in because the concrete of it wasn’t filled properly, so the landlord didn’t want us to sue him for it because he knew about the driveway so he fixed it but before that happened I had to hobble on my foot for three days before I was able to get a cast 😂😂😂😂😂

its ok mark i shattered my ankle from falling off of my bike like badly shattered to the point where I needed surgery to fix it and if the surgery had gone wrong my leg would be the same size my whole life and would need plates in my leg to make them the same size

I'm glad you are relatively ok for the most part.

They sure do incredibly dangerous those storm drains especially the ones you can't see coming.

mark: injures himself every medical professional at the hospital: ...he's coming

When he said "Boo Boo Kiss" I immediately thought of Yogi Bear saying boo boo's name.

How did you manage to break your foot and are you ok?