2:11 Ah yes, Jolyne's long lost half-brother, Jotaro is going to need to do some explaining

This is surging simulator ...... but with mariplyer ok here is an acuret reprentation : I WIILL CUT OPEN EFRYONE IN THE UNIVERSE

5 yo markiplier & brother caused an EMP with a paperclip....*snickers*

happy birthday chica!

Mark is going to poop after he has to buy the sniper back

10:53 a moment that will go down in history Wow that rhymed

Why am i crying? thank you mark

That "magic" potion is labeled "super glue" underneath

22:36 Because, Plot Armor.

10:56 Bruh she got SHOT and the look on her face said something it me???

Respect to Ethan for doing all this by his own, it sure feels like he could use a hand😏😏😏😏😏

I legit teared up at the end cause it was so cute

Mark : *sells his F2 sniper rifle* *Upgrades his shotgun and LEMI to Max* "Man, I have so much money" His audience : *dies from Mark's poor in-game decisions*

Mark: is hurt Mark: heals Mark: "I didn't want to do that"

That "Dead Miranda" pack is smoking hard...

What you gonna cry? LOL!

I wonder if Ethan was able to reattach his hand so easily because he isn’t human anymore, Mia alluded to being worried about him over the baby and he worried a lot that he’d messed the baby up. Idk ethans sus

"I'M A BRAVE BOY!" *Singing* "NOT BRAVE ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT!"

me: relaxing and watching markiplier markiplier: casually summons a demon in my home

16:50 get a real heavy Beetlejuice vibe when he's climbing the ladder

Mark : *doesn't sell Ingrid's Necklace and Dmitrescu's Blood Cup because he's scared of selling Valuable things* Also Mark : *sells his sniper rifle for no goddamn reason*

Markiplier: Dutch you do me right Ending: Dutch you betrayed me.

this game is about timing your tuggs on the table when you opponent is in the air

Mark : I'm sorry.. I was blablabla Real reason : I WANNA SEE HERRR BUST MY HEAD TO THE FLOOR

My son is 4 years old. His name is JJ. Earlier this year we found out that he had stage 4 kidney cancer. We're have been in treatment since that day. Chemotherapy, surgery, radiation...we are in the middle of this long journey. I'm actually sitting in the hospital room with JJ now...it's my night on duty. He's sleeping, but like usual, I find myself unable. I felt the story of this game like I've never felt anything before. I cried until I was dried up. All the emotion was conveyed so perfectly. For people that can't imagine what it's like, I have to tell you this game hit the feelings with utter accuracy. Cancer is a monster, and I find it hard to imagine pain worse than what I'm feeling. But that's just the thing, and that's what's so strange about how we deal with these things. I don't walk with the burden of his disease all the time. But it is always there. In the back of my mind, a quiet monster. I heavily empathized with the dad in this story, it's uncanny how similar our situations are with family Dynamics. The part where he willingly sank into despair because he said "someone has to feel this," as if by embracing your own pain, you stand in solidarity with your child's suffering. That was a powerful and deeply honest truth. I felt it. Anyway I didn't mean to ramble. But thank you, Markiplier, for showing respect to this story. I was glad you came along for the ride, and shared some of this pain with the family, and with everyone else who has faced the dragon.

Miranda be like: 🚗 AAAAA- 💥 🧟‍♀️.

I wonder how many 4 year olds purposely laughed becuase they thought that they would meet mark lol

“I think it’s pronounced DimetresOOOOO”

I died laughing at the sims one

COMPLETIONIST!

Duke : "whaddya buyin ? Heheheh, just something and old friend of mine used to say" Mark : "shut up" Did- did that RE4 reference really wooshed over his head ? Do I need to say the annoying reddit thing ?

I wonder what song it is at the end

Just want to say I appreciate the Junji Ito references in the first minute.

Kira moment

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Everyone: **evil laughter** Mark: **HeEhHeHehe**

11:45 Are we gonna talk about how mark got a rare poster on his first time playing? No? Ok

Markiplier: im william in his personal hell I bit later- ucn is williams personal hell from the ugly freddy

It’s been a year but I think I have to say what I saw. I was walking downtown when this cyclist pulled out in front of me and got obliterated by a car. His bike was beyond repair, and his legs were on his head. So naturally, I T-bagged him and flew away.

If you don't like the idea of customizing your weapon with a Charm, you can disable the display of ornaments in the game. To do this, you need to go to the game's main menu and under the Special tab set the status to Off for Display Weapon Charms.

RE2 is a seriously shitty game

Did you pay lixian? Or lixian wanted for you to be real or not

10:59 2021X lol

1:05:30 Car Incase I didn't remember

Mark casually telling his mom that Bonnie is Freddy Her believing it

Balloon Boy Jumpscare: time for you to die........ Springtrap Jumpscare: Ayo ur looking kinda sus my g

Slips a mask on literally last second Freddie: understandable have a great day

i lost it

bruh this dude keeps moaning STOP!!! STOP!!!

19:33 why did I jump! 🤣

37:10 Cassandra : *fuckin dies* Ethan : "crazy witch !" Come on, Ethan You almost got killed, there no need for censoring here Turn that W into a B, would you ?

(Elon musk on one of the pace ships be like)

Mark: "We're in the future" Me: fool you are in the past

For some reason I hope this happens to meh -_-

Apparently Mark would do well in prison with how adept he is at shanking a bitch in the dungeon! XD

Dimitrescu:tries to kill mark an infinite amount of times mark:hi my name is mafarkapllier

I see why it’s called 420 mode because Scott must of been smocking something when he made a game with a level this hard

This was just straight entertainment

it say fnaf

What are these comments

Holy fuck that actually means ethan (not my crankyboi) was at one point infected w/ that fungal thing in re7... lmffaaaoooooooo

It’s the laughing at the memes for me ahaha

Honestly, wtf is with this acting? Resi8 feels like a bad play. They've gotta have enough money for better voice acting and motion capture than this :\

Asks for my hand, you mean literally cuts it off

I trust youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I know I’m late but “Rump dies as Mark falls into the fetus position” is fucking hilarious

The sentence “stopping point” hurts my feelings

oo oo!! i also used to go in the woods as a kid!

i spent 5 mins rewinding the first 10 secends

After 7 years mark is still the same person like its the same personality. he looks like a baby in this vid loll

I like mres because they are cheap

The spider one I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

Mr. afton is Michael afton. He is purple guy and there is a bunch of other stuff from his past ->-

Alcina, Bela, Cassandra, Daniela. ABCD, and all ending with A.

My cat just died😭

Who knew Mark's gameplay is the most satisfying between him, Sean, Ryan & John. 😯 He discovered weapon selling early, able to utilize the knife & block and looks to have cleared quite a lot of red rooms. 👍🏻